Porn For Lunch

We usually go offsite for lunch together on swing shift. Sometimes there’s six or seven of us, alot of the time it’s just two or three. The town we work in is fairly small so all of us have become familiar with the good places to eat. Down the street from our building is a strip mall. A new Mexican joint opened up recently and we discovered it’s pretty good. And cheap. The old guy that runs the restaurant knows us well enough because we’ve been in there a few times a week for about a month. He always treats us like we’re kings. When we come through his front door he’s all smiles and he puts in extra effort to make us feel welcome.

On a recent lunchtime visit Barney, Dave, and I walked in to find the old guy was playing with a new toy. He got a satellite dish and set it up in the front of the restaurant. As we walked in he was behind the front counter nervously fiddling with the remote control. He seemed a little strange to me but I dismissed it as his excitement over the satellite setup. Each of us put in our orders for lunch and then we sat down at a table that gave us a good view of the front doorway and the new T.V. We were the only customers in the place at the time. After we were all settled in and waiting for our grub the owner came out to our table and told us he wanted to watch porn, and were we OK with that? Hell yes we were OK with it! Fucking awesome. The old guy put the remote down on our table and showed us which button to hit to change the channel if any other customers came in. Cool. So we sat and ate our lunch while watching gorgeous naked women do unspeakable things to each other. Why aren’t lunch breaks like this more often? This is the way it should be! I bet we will be eating lunch there almost every day from now on…

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~ by factorypeasant on December 19, 2004.

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